1. The Larry Sanders Show
2. The Shield
3. Six Feet Under
4. The Fugitive
5. Newhart
6. Magnum P.I.
7. Breaking Bad
8. Lost
9. Seinfeld
10. Cheers
11. Twin Peaks
12. Star Trek: The Next Generation
13. The Sopranos
14. St. Elsewhere
15. M*A*S*H
16. Dinosaurs
17. The Office [UK]
18. The Wire
19. Mary Tyler Moore
20. Frasier
21. 24
22. Coach
23. The Cosby Show
24. Barney Miller
25. The Office (US)
26. Weeds
27. ER
28. Miami Vice
29. Macgyver
30. Dexter
31. Battlestar Galactica (2009)
32. Friends [DID NOT WATCH]
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28,539. Death by Quadruped Robot? Death by Robotic Jellyfish-shredder? Death by Funky Robot Trampling? Death by Machetelectrocution?
28,540. Full House
Joe MacLeod owns a television.