UConn Huskies football coach Bob Diaco named Casey Cochran his starting quarterback for the season. The interesting part of this story is that Cochran, a redshirt sophomore, has a beautiful mullet.
His forward-facing roster photo doesn't do the hair justice, only teasing us with a few wisps of hair, but a press conference from yesterday gave everyone a better look at Cochran's Patrick Kane Deluxe, along with his light mustache.
Look at that thing. That's not a haircut; that's the 1984 CMA Awards. You see hair like that and you wonder if there's a Fiero parked nearby. If that hair could talk, it would say: "Get back in the house, Lurleen. I'm handling this." It's wonderful. Please don't cut it, Casey.
H/t to Alex