If we’ve learned anything from Conan O’Brien’s new Super Bowl tradition of picking up the sticks with two of the big game’s participants, it’s that nothing lowers the guard of famously media-averse pro athletes like ruthlessly murdering animated sprites in video games. Josh Norman and Von Miller pick up where Rob Gronkowski and Marshawn Lynch left off, and the results are similarly hilarious.
Not to spoil the surprise, but stick around for the whole thing, as an old friend makes a cameo steals the show. I so want to hang out with these guys.