When it’s winter and cold outside and, say, your office is an uninsulated block of freezing concrete, you and your colleagues might spend a lot of time haggling over space heaters, thinking about warmth. There are many different warmths; here they are, ranked from best to worst.
- Sun on your skin warmth
- Fireplace warmth
- Hot bath warmth
- Just off a flight arriving in Miami warmth
- Smothering yourself in clothes fresh from the dryer warmth
- Steam room warmth
- Space heater warmth
- Smooching your sweetie warmth
- Under a blankie warmth
- Putting your cold feet on your sweetie warmth
- Sauna warmth
- Cupping a hot beverage warmth
- Hot oven warmth
- Opening the dishwasher right after the cycle ends warmth
- The warmth of a running internal combustion engine as a car passes over your crumpled form
- Those stinky little hand warmers in your pocket warmth