Man U's Wayne Rooney is having a "stag do" (Huh? Googling, googling, googling...oh! A stag party. Crazy Brits.) in Ibiza in advance of his marriage to fiancee Coleen McLoughlin. Among the zany antics, Wayne has been ordered to wear a mankini , the green thongish thing Borat wore in the movie, by some friends and his brothers, Graham and John.
Rooney's friends are thought to have bought a £9.95 copy of the item and are planning to make him wear it.
The mankini was chosen after Coleen reportedly banned the stag group from raunchier games.
On Thursday, the star spent an estimated £2,500 for a five-hour trip around the island on a £23 million sailing yacht.
The mankini might sound cheap at 10 pounds, but with the weakened dollar, by my calculations that's actually 900 bucks. Seriously, pick a non-recession time to take a trip to London.
Anyway, Kickette had some photos late this past week, as does Unprofessional Foul. Yabba habba, that's disturbing.