Oklahoma City's MASH unit is in town to play the Nets tonight. Should be a good one.
I increased my offer to $10 and Emma told me to fuck off and emailed them to me for free. Here's four hours' worth of IM conversations trying to give away a free ticket to a basketball game.
Kyle Wagner:
i took emma's nets tickets off her hands for tonight
do you want to go watch the nets
Jason Schreier:
i really do but i probably have to go home and play more dragon age
Kyle Wagner:
lol
Jason Schreier:
i know
life is hard
Kyle Wagner:
hey idiot
plans tonight?
Dave Mayers:
In Mexico idiot
Kyle Wagner:
goddammit
Kyle Wagner:
do you have any interest in going to a bad basketball game?
i took emma's tickets off her hands for the nets tonight, but no one wants to go see this terrible game.
Julia:
i need to chill tonight
im still pooped
Kyle Wagner:
do you wanna go to this terrible nets game
Greg Howard:
i'm not puchasing shit haha
Kyle Wagner:
it's FREE
Greg Howard:
haha
damn
i'd go for free
yea i'm in
[Two hours later]
can't go to the game anymore
fantasy draft
Kyle Wagner:
do… you… wanna go to this nets game
Tom Ley:
NO KYLE
ask emma
"i have an extra ticket"
"wanna go?"
Emma Carmichael:
i'm blocking you
Kyle Wagner:
barry, do you want to go to this piece of shit nets game
Barry Petchesky:
I don't
Kyle Wagner:
fuck
Kyle Wagner:
do you want to go to this nets game literally no one wants to go
Tommy Craggs:
i would but i was planning on going to gleason's
Kyle Wagner:
are you around tonight? do you want to go to the nets game?
Jason Concepcion:
im working on shit. goddamit. thanks for the invite tho
Kyle Wagner:
do you want to go to a basketball game that won't be very exciting, but it's free?
Kate Dries:
when
Kyle Wagner:
tonight
in two hours
Kate Dries:
who is playing
Kyle Wagner:
the nets and the thunder
Kate Dries:
well i was going to go to the gym and then do some more work and then research who i should vote for
Kyle Wagner:
this isn't usually how yeses start, but i'm holding out some hope
Kate Dries:
who bailed on you for this unexciting basketball game
Kyle Wagner:
so far, emma, ley, greg, barry, my friend dave, julia a, and craggs
Kate Dries:
wowwww
Kyle Wagner:
it's a very bad game
Kate Dries:
so im...8th
Kyle Wagner:
…….
Kate Dries:
honestly the badness of the game doesnt really bother me i just should probably continue detoxing my body
but thank you for the invite
Kyle Wagner:
oh also jason schreier
Kyle Wagner:
do you want to go to the nets game
Samer Kalaf:
kinda but i really do have laundry to pick up
Tipoff is 7:30 EST.