What Roger Federer Actually Said In That ESPN Interview

Earlier, we drew your attention to a minor hubbub over Roger Federer's interview with Pam Shriver, during which his audio cut out for several highly suspicious seconds. What could he have said, we wondered? Well, now we have an answer.

First, the original video:

ESPN claims the interruption was caused by "RF (radio frequency) interference," but we did some A/V sleuthing of our own and unearthed the real audio from the interview. Listen:

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H/T Last Tango in Paris

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