You might be asking yourself why there is a storm trooper guarding over Thad Matta's sparsely attended press conference. What you don't know is that Darth Vader is lurking ominously in the opposite corner.
You know what, I'll just let Coach Matta explain exactly what's going on.
The glamorous life of Big 10 basketball, ladies and gentlemen. I liked them better when they were working with Talib Kweli.
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