1. U.S. Marine Corps
- 20 dead-hang pull-ups
- 100 crunches within two minutes
- 3-mile run, 18 minutes (6:00/mile)
- Fresh-squeezed blood at hydration stations
2. Navy
- Really doesn't want to come out of the pool
- 87 pushups
- 105 curl-ups (sit-up variant)
- 1.5-mile run, 8:30 (5:26/mile)
3. Army
- 71 pushups
- 78 sit-ups
- 2-mile run, 13 minutes (6:30/mile)
- Recruiting waiver overhead press
4. Air Force
- 67 push-ups within one minute
- 58 sit-ups within one minute
- 1.5-mile run, 9:36 (6:24/mile)
- Calls barracks "dorms"
5. Boy Scout Troop 278, Kenosha, Wisc.
- After homework is done
- Still has a problem with the gays
6. Shady Hills Retirement Home Recreation Hour
- Very active between 6:30 and 8:00 a.m.
- Unprotected after-party
7. Coast Guard
- Pastries
- 29 pushups within one minute
- 38 sit-ups within one minute
- 1.5-mile run, 12:51 (8:34/mile)
- Pastries