A straightforward day of football watching awaits for those of you with no specific affiliations. Noon: the Sooners play the Longhorns in Dallas, which is almost exactly between the Norman, OK campus of OU and the Austin, TX campus of UT. Neutral location! At 3:30, Stanford heads to Notre Dame in the battle of schools you hate—maybe they'll both lose!—while the evening sends South Carolina to LSU, where they can't hypnotize the Tigers with gay techno glow-stick music and are therefore destined for defeat. Of course, there are good games all over the map, and potential for shame and misery at every contest out there, so there should be much to yak about. Enjoy.