Busted Coverage turned up this video featuring a Rangers fan of [consults euphemism robot he lets sleep on his couch] considerable avoirdupois whose gut plunges a good foot or so below his waistline. That is the tehest of sexy. Incidentally, I'm sure that's the only time he's had something with only one X covering his upper body in some time.
It is, though, my sad duty to report the Rangers lost the July 10 game against the Angels during which this video was shot, so Mr. Blubberbuss won't have to follow through on his Speedo promise, therefore preventing Arlington, Texas from achieving the distinction of being the first all-blind town in America. A shame. They'd already designed the pamphlets and everything.