The world has long pined for the answer to life's perpetual mystery: Is a Rangers-Orioles game more boring than watching flies screw? Well, an astute reader and his friend attended such a baseball game last night, and saw two horseflies gettin' down and procreating. Judging by these two fans' fixation on the happenings atop the safety bar, I'm guessing that the flies win. And did they ever win.
I can't say I'm well read on the mating ritual of the horsefly. But I did notice that the two little bugs aren't even watching the baseball game while screwing, giving horsefly sex exactly one thing in common with Peter Angelos' style of ownership.