What you missed while explaining the jerkoff motion to your co-workers...
• NCAA Football: SCHNELL! SCHNELL! Florida Atlantic quickly builds a football program and wins a bowl game.
• NHL: Pssh. Ancient Chinese secret. Calgary falls to Dallas in overtime.
• NBA: Portland's win streak is at 10, they're on 10, all the way up, all the way up ... where can they go from there?
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