What you missed while getting some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter, and getting some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, making sure it's chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. And some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars so we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons...
• NBA: Chris Paul's MVP chances are about as slim as Ron Paul's presidential chances, and they're both equally as popular, but only one of them scored 35 points and had 10 assists against the Mavericks.
• NHL: Sturm und drang in Boston. Marco Sturm's goal sends Bruins-Canadiens series back to Montreal for Game 7.
• MLB: Absolutely nobody is beating the Diamondbacks these days. At least not the Padres.
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