Bobby Big Wheel
BobbyBigWheel
Sweet, Stev D is Weekend Daddy. I'm totally gonna have gummi bears for breakfast. Read more
Yeah, this isn't surprising. Reverend Jim likened DeLoreans to time machines and that guy was stoned out of his gourd. Read more
If this isn't cross-posted to Jezebel, then someone at Gawker should be fired. Read more
This is America, Hank Gola, and we haven't punished someone for personal transgressions unrelated to his work for almost a decade now. Read more
@formerly Chief Wahoo: I don't think anyone's ever spent 2 years at Stanford without doing that. Read more
Cincinnatians haven't been fucked this badly since Larry Flynt moved Hustler headquarters to L.A. Read more
Damn. I had a very incisive shoe polish joke ready for this one. Read more
And for the second time this year, Notre Dame honors a pro-choice person because he's replacing a colossal disaster. Read more
Also, Americans haven't elected a white president since 2004. We don't just need a Jackie Robinson, we need a Barack Obama too. Read more
It's all part of the Kings' "Tribute to 1970s baseball" series. Up next, Kevin Martin scores 50 points while on LSD. Read more
In the Kings' defense, they're charging $2 per beer to attendees that are under 21. Read more
/Tries listening to "Right on Track" Read more
Don't forget the time he [redacted]. It was [redacted] and Salisbury took [redacted] on his iPhone then [redacted] to Linda Cohn and [redacted]. Best weekend ever, am I right? Read more
@Kid-A-Hole: Cliff didn't take a vow of chastity, it just kinda happened. Read more
October 2005: Deadspin opens its comments section Read more
ESPN has responded to your complaints and Rick Reilly will be reassigned to a daily feature known as "Bart's People." Read more
Remington Steele's parents probably named him after the show during which he was conceived. That's why my real name is Magnum P.I. Read more
Well I saw a porn actress in a hotel room Read more