No mention of the Fiesta Bowl? It only spawned the best Deadspin headline ever: Read more

Snyder is shorter than Tom Cruise? I'm surprised he's not doing a show on TLC called Little Owner, Big League. Read more

Beck is also predicting a good year from Notre Dame, because their helmets are made of valuable gold. Read more

The other o in [hotstove.com] has an umlaut, to make them look badass like Motörhead. Read more

This is the greatest injustice to ever occur in an Alabama courtroom. Read more

This mirrors the temporary drop in marriages to NFL players after Nicole Brown Simpson's death. Read more

The decision by Fidelity was totally wacc Read more

Is there any way to call somebody "The Professor" these days without sounding condescending? Read more

Urine's cleaner than you think. Mostly just excess salts and water. In World War I it was sometimes used as bactine on the battlefield. Piss away in the shower. Read more

Now that's impressive. Do you have any idea it is how hard it is to forge a visa when you're not allowed to use your hands? Read more

The headline should read: Nerds Pummeled In Football Melee Read more

You'd think a Hurdy Gurdy mention would elicit more panic. Where's the outrage? Read more

I'm guessing Leavitt sang to Miller at the meeting: Read more

No word on if Halladay forced the trade so he could study dentistry at Penn. Read more

@Mr. Praline: +1 synthesizer Read more

Woods was a consulting firm's dream, but now he's the bain of their existence. Read more

Redacting tape manufacturers are gonna spend a fortune promoting Salisbury's candidacy. Read more

I got two words for that irate e-mailer: Rasheed Wallace Read more

Tip 4: Play a game of "escort or girlfriend" at your office holiday party. No way that loser from the tax department is dating the girl in the hot pants! Read more

Anything by Bill Medley