This is all a trick; they're actually going to play on frozen confetti. Read more
Bobby Big Wheel
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On the bright side, Terry has new entrance music: [www.youtube.com] Read more
The Alouettes have already started printing Thibault 15 jerseys. Read more
Ah, for the days when aviation was a gentleman's pursuit — back before every Joe Sweatsock could wedge himself behind a lunch tray and jet off to Raleigh-Durham. Read more
Andy Murray's pretty impressive for a guy whose country was colonized by effete wankers. Read more
@AzureTexan: I stand to wipe so I could see it before I sullied it. I could tell it was special as it came out. Read more
And God help you if you want to drink Billy Dee Williams-endorsed malt liquor during the Super Bowl. Read more
Another reason we can't let Pete Rose into the Hall of Fame: he'd ask to put a Harrah's logo on his cap. Read more
I know how those t-shirt makers are feeling. I've got a garage full of unsold James Garfield commemorative plates. Read more
The Indianapolis Police Department has moved to change the venue of the excessive force trial to Simi Valley, CA. Read more
He washes himself with a rag on a stick. Read more
And if you want red shit: just eat a lot of Chipotle. Those new corn soft tacos are worth the inability to sit down afterward. Read more
So that's why JaMarcus Russell just tries to hand off to Bo Jackson on every play. Read more
That's the last time SI hires Tobias Funke as a copy editor. Read more
Kohnke also alleged that Masoli and Embry have been calling him again. Read more
The kid who started the fight was quite The Idiot. Read more
McDonalds has responded, and the new Hula Burger will come with a pint of kahlua. Read more