After the events of today, I fully support profiling anyone with a Texas drivers license, Cowboys jersey, or oversized belt buckle. Read more
On the bright side, this is only the second worst thing Dick Ebersol has done all year. Read more
"In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Sartre, 'Au Revoir, Gopher!'" Read more
@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: +1 and a "that ain't right" Read more
The head lab technician regrets making "un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq" his password. Read more
I'm just sad we didn't get the scuttlebutt on Larry Beil. Read more
Judging by the lettering on the Save The Date, the wedding will be catered by Ed Hardy. Read more
Asking her if she could enter the wedding to this was probably a bad idea
In Boone's defense, both the Flyers and Hitler have served on the Jury of the Damned. Read more
Hey losers, remember that even this guy brought a date.
Of course, when I send Deadspin a picture of Rich Kotite panhandling on the 456 in a Whalers jersey, they just laugh at me. Read more
@thomasemurrayiii001: Oh man, did I black out and wake up in the ESPN Featured Comments again? Read more
In Roy Williams's defense, UVA still hasn't quite recovered from losing Olden Polynice. Read more
Ah, for the days when football was a gentleman's pursuit, before any spray-tanned hick from Eastern Illinois could wedge himself into a headset and call himself a coach. Read more
"Solicitor, who's the bloke in the combover taking notes in the audience?" Read more
The players are just sticklers for proper joint-rolling Read more
If only they'd sold a few more marshmellow squares in the bake sale, then the people of Milwaukee would have had enough money for a Robin Yount statue. Read more
Harkes and Wynalda are Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry; Terry and Bridge are the Beatles and the Stones. Read more
If the girl lived in Connecticut, she'd know how to control a damn sled. Read more