Does this mean that the story about Moe getting a tampon stuck in her hoo-ha is fake too? Read more
Bobby Big Wheel
BobbyBigWheel
Geez, Daulerio, aren't you a little old for Professor Thoms? Shouldn't you be hanging with Hirshey at the Kinsale? Read more
My Dad was pretty badass. He played first base for the Dodgers and the Padres back in the '70s and '80s. Of course, you guys probably hear that one a lot. Read more
Boy, are their faces rouge. Read more
@David Matthews: Albi the Racist Dragon was an incredibly insensitive guy Read more
No Flight of the Conchords? You've been downgraded from Crashtern to Bentern. Read more
I suppose you have a better method of staying on the scene? Read more
@SponsoredbyV8: I feel it appropriate to link to this on Will Leitch's wedding day: [deadspin.com] Read more
Curse? Does Carl Monday's local Emmy mean nothing to you, Dash? Read more
Andrew Jackson looks a lot different on the $20 bill than he does in that photo. Read more
Can you make it easier for me to comment from my iPhone? Read more
Fine, I'll admit it, I was the one who killed Doyle McPoyle. Read more
It was rather tacky of them to consummate the marriage on Piper's Pit afterwards. Read more
Dash misspelled the name on purpose in the hopes of getting Justin trending on Twitter again. Read more
Thanks for the picture, Craggs. Now I know what he meant when he was talking about black magic women. Read more
Taking their cue from Bill Simmons, next year Lincoln East will instead chant "SAN JA-CIN-TO" CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP. Read more
Finally, the British answer to Curt Schilling. Read more
This is just like that time I had 10,000 spoons when I needed a knife. Read more