The players gave an airtight alibi: a Mitch Albom column that said they were in Detroit at the time. Read more

Recite Barbaro poetry Read more

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: She's old news. I've moved on to Tits McGee from Deleted Scenes. Read more

Only if I get to keep one of the chandeliers. Read more

Instead of #hineyholeisland, we only got as far as #tips Read more

@Phintastic: No. There are a lot of Whalers expats in NYC. We even have a fight club. Read more

Also, all +1's will be converted to the metric system. Read more

Either my impersonator is anatomically correct, or Alexia is a very good guesser. Read more

Sent from my iPhone Read more

It's OK, Nightmare Ant will be voted in by the Veterans Committee, along with Wistful Leitch Columns About the Cardinals and Change Is Bad. Read more

When A.J. asks us what we did with weekend daddy, he's gonna get some weird answers. Read more

Run You Stupid Fucking Dinosaur Run is the Jim Rice of the DSHOF. Read more

Of course, none of this really matters, does it? Read more

I can't be the only one who saw that headline and thought "Thriller was mostly watched before YouTube existed." Read more

It's no big deal

Who signed Rick Reilly to that "ridonkulous" contract? You guessed it, Frank Stallone. Read more

This reminds me, are we still going to meet at the big yellow joint? Read more

Mort apologized because his editor, Rob King, is such a nagger. Read more

Oh yeah! Read more

Leitch would have handled this much differently. Under his regime, the Favre cock story would have been in the first person plural. Read more