I once met Coolio in a bar. I don't think I'll ever top that one. Read more

What's odd is that there are cans in the background with the exact same design that say BEPTINA, or whatever that weird upside down L is supposed to be. Read more

Needs more cocaine

In Rodgers's defense, these guys are hounded for autographs all the time, usually by the worst people in the world. It's probably muscle memory at this point to avoid them. Read more

It's almost as if Ray Lewis has never committed a crime punishable by the death penalty. Read more

The UGA dynasty is resembling the Hapsburgs; hopelessly inbred and too sickly to govern. Read more

SATC may have devolved into self-parody, but while I was in college it was a well-written comedy that encouraged women to be sluts. Fine by me. Read more

A friend used to work as a valet in Vail. He said a lot of celebs are pretty nice (Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves were the nicest he said) but the biggest pricks were Tim Burton and Ben Stiller. Read more

If we already changed our password, do the hackers now have that new password? Read more

This isn't unprecedented. Old Dirty Bastard breaks stories every Sunday on NFL Countdown when he's not saying "WHOOP!" during the highlights. Read more

Dear Sir/Madam, Read more

The difference between 6 and 7 inches isn't that big a deal if you warm up a lot before the game and can find your spots once you hit the floor, right? Read more

Your move, Japan. Read more

Alexia is all too real. Sadly, she left me for Supermike. Read more

Hickey was going to post Eagles Super Bowl championship parade videos, but he couldn't find any on Youtube for some reason. Read more

After reading this article, I now think of "throwgasm" as a man faking his. It's like throwing your voice, you know? Read more

If you're in high school, here are four steps you can take to make it so you're not staying up late worrying about money when you grow up, and make your future a little less horrifying: Read more

Meanwhile, Romo himself went as, you guessed it, Frank Stallone. Read more

Wait, I thought we already HAD a female writer

Can you pay for chemo with Skoal points? Read more