Wow, that really ain't reich. Read more

Jason Kidd Is Watching You Masturbate Read more

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You know he's not a real Clash fan because he's a pro golfer that wears neither blue nor brown Read more

John Phillips is back from the dead! Somebody warn Mackenzie! Read more

Reminder, this guy and Jared Loughner are the two most prominent criminals in a state where it's illegal to be Latino. Read more

The garter was caught by a Giants defensive back. Read more

Looks like those chants from Hughes's richer, rival high school were right after all. Read more

Tiki just violated Wingod's Law Read more

I just hope Taj Gibson's balls don't smell like asparagus. Read more

You can fight the Ayn Rand jackoffs on their own terms. Just tell them NFLPA = NFLPA, drop the mic, and watch their heads fucking explode. Read more

In his defense, that napkin was less likely to give him diarrhea than anything on the Denny's menu. Read more

Of course, the record for most Venetian masks in one place is still held by Eyes Wide Shut. Read more

Erin Andrews. Chris Berman. Suzy Kolber. Read more

This explains why he was handing out tickets to seat 23 at George Smathers High School earlier that day. Read more

That guy is totally getting a reservation at Dorsia tonight. Read more

Pictured: the guy who invented Jagermeister stands next to the guy who invented cocaine. Read more

Tomorrow, I'll be making another announcement on the site. One which really sucks. Boo.

Sorry I couldn't comment on the story earlier, but I've been working on that essay the judge is making me write. Read more

Monday's been slacking: Read more