Did the Indians have yo-yos? Read more
Hey Joe, why aren't you on Twitter any more? Read more
That's so Braylon Read more
A friend of mine used to park cars in Vail and met a ton of celebrities doing it. Nicest was Cameron Diaz. Biggest dick was Ben Stiller. Read more
Because Joe Theismann would never take part in an excessive celebration
"Packers training camp" was my second guess, after "Cardinals game." Read more
Is there anything worse than expecting an important e-mail only to see it's something pointless from your mom? For example, say you're expecting something from a girlfriend you're fighting with, you see Gmail - Inbox (1) and it turns out to be an e-mail from your mother about how much fun she and your father had at… Read more
Say some pharmaceutical company developed a cure for dying. Wouldn't they jack up the prices really high and make it so that only rich people could have it? Read more
Richardson is also petitioning the league to have Newton only count for 3/5 of a roster spot. Read more
Umpire Jerry Meals ruled that the bus did in fact drive off the bridge. Read more
48 years ago, a South Bar in Birmingham probably would have knocked Braylon's teeth out of his mouth. Read more
"This one is for all the Tostitos!" [throws dice] Read more
Wait, I thought basketball was invented at the Defenestration of Prague. Read more
The anti-Obama screeds plaster over the "FREE CANDY" sign painted on the camper Read more
That's not a ref, it's Patrick Kane's highly motivated AA sponsor. Read more
Makes sense, since health insurance companies have a strict "Abandon all hope ye who enter here" policy. Read more
KEEP AUSTIN VEERED Read more
If he's a real star, you don't need the name, just a number.
Even crazier; this all happened during the Stanley Cup riots. Read more