Seems like they have a Liszt of grievances against Pujols though. Read more

Joke's on Mrs. Hulk; all of those cars were subsequently wrecked by their son. Read more

The team is actually named after this man

Unsurprisingly, Ashton Kutcher is the only person that Franco follows on Twitter. Read more

"Horsing around" is writing poetry about Barbaro, of course. Read more

Follow @darrenrovell, in case you haven't already lost your faith in humanity. Read more

At least they don't make any Anchorman references. Read more

Will > AJ Read more

I'll admit X > Tebow, but I haven't liked anything they've done since See How We Are Read more

Wait, what uniforms? I can't see anything in those pictures. Read more

First rule of Twitter: O.J. jokes are never not funny Read more

I hope he resisted the urge to ask everyone at the party "HoooooooOOOOOOOOoooo are you supposed to be?" Read more

Do you think Twitter is a competing platform for jokes that you used to see in the comments section? Read more

Not quoting Jim Rome probably helps Read more

Follow up question: did Alexia get the flowers I sent? Read more

Are you still mad at me for ruining Joe Buck's Twitter? Read more

I agree with Nate. If execution were the key to victory, wouldn't the Texans win the Super Bowl every year? Read more

EAST VILLAGE BIAS Read more

Or maybe they're onto my plan to hijack the team plane. Read more

I think Charlie Kelly has a copyright infringement claim: