Now that he's the Alabama Teabagger, Brian Downing is the de facto governor of the state. Read more
Is there anyone in the sports media who is not a clownfraud, Charlie Pierce and Pat Jordan notwithstanding? Read more
Whoa! I thought you'd been swallowed up by the Nebraska prairie or something. Read more
Well, there are still more stars in that video than there are in the comments section. Read more
The last time so many people gave up yellow stars, it was 1945. Read more
I was extorting Dwight Freeney (Bloomfield HS class of '98) instead, sorry. Read more
Luck's Angels Read more
Where's Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie by Mabel Syrup? Read more
I'd add Brooke and Paige to that list. Read more
German beer always gives me those awful sour beer farts that can clear a room. They're the best. Read more
Hey, nobody obliged that I Done Wet Ma Britches guy when he did it in the booth, so who cares if it's done off the job? Read more
I came back here because AJ ruined Twitter Read more
I used to open beer bottles with my teeth. That was until I felt something weird in my mouth, and found out that I had chipped my left side incisors. This wouldn't be too bad except I had a permanent retainer behind my lower teeth that got mangled in the process. I had to miss a day of work to go see my middle… Read more
You mean, the Deadspin commenter who reported on it? [deadspin.com] Read more
Blame my parents for not giving me better sports genes Read more
Nothing makes me angrier than unjustified Oscar victories in the lesser categories. Read more
This is Will's "Just admit that you're Grady Olivier" post Read more
Edwards is free to pursue his true calling; moderating fights between manic writers and depressive bloggers. Read more
Let's not jump to conclusions. Nobody nose if this was entrapment yet. Read more