Also, co-hosting a charity golf tournament is full of shit. All you're doing is lending your name to an event and asking a bunch of rich friends to pony up some extra dough to play 18 holes with you (something you'd do with them anyway). My guess is Wilbon spends no more than 10-20 hours of actual work related to… Read more

Are any players afraid to take the field because of safety fears? Read more

Regarding doubts as to the story's veracity, my friend insists that this really happened to people she knew, that it is the real life version and other versions like the one on Reddit or UrbanDictionary are derivative of what actually happened. For what it's worth I was told the story 10 years ago, and it would have… Read more

"Unlike civilized mass transit systems, the D.C. Metro shuts down at midnight and costs $29,500 an hour to run overtime." Read more

Makes sense. Two anti-Semitic characters is enough. Now it's just Easterbrook. Read more

I knew being the first person to criticize Mitt Romney on Deadspin would have consequences. Read more

Seriously, how did the whole Ron Prince thing start? Read more

Please rank the following based on ease of playing on them: dexedrine, phenobarbital, cocaine, alcohol, marijauna, shrooms, LSD, Tab Read more

Since Drew's a former ad guy, this seems appropriate

Oh man, until now I thought Johnny Roseboro was Jewish :( Read more

Do all my +1s make me a more desirable mate? Read more

Do other players read Deadspin? Read more

Is Minneapolis just like The Hold Steady describe it? Read more

Elaine's closed, you jerk! Read more

Instead ESPN is running Lynn Hoppes's interview with Podolski: Read more

What do you think the effect of including the DR in the draft would be? Players going off-island earlier because there would remain little incentive to stay in the country? Read more

Clock-Killin' Reinhold Niebuhr Read more

Pfft, everybody knows that Internet commenting achieved perfection in 1974. Read more

At first I thought the headline was referring to his admiration of Ted Nugent. Read more

Spot on. Another thing, don't go to college in a fucking city. You have the rest of your life to live in New York, so don't bother going to NYU. Go to Hampshire instead where you can pay like $200 a month in off campus rent Read more