You can blame the jitbag who filmed it improperly. Had it not been a vertical video, it might could've been a future week's lead video. Read more

I've considered it, sure, but I figured the five embedded videos represent somewhat of a top-videos list with the hyperlinked SoV entries available for those of you with insatiable blood lusts. Read more

Good stuff, MJ. Read more

COTY of the Year Nominees from this one post: Read more

Sorry about that. Would you like a refund? Read more

Thank you very much for your valuable insight. Read more

Give it time. We've been in contact. The fight needs to rise to a certain level, but this one was better suited for Caity. Read more

That man is Shakespeare. Read more

Don't think for a second that I didn't at least giggle when I considered using embiggened before going a different direction. Read more

Jason Wilmert. Read more

Why so unable to tell the difference "serious" and "taking advantage of the opportunity to use the phrase 'bag o'dicks'"? Read more

No disassemble Number Five, Raysism. Read more

YEAH BIGDAWG!!1! DREW'S A GAYWAD Read more

Hey Drew, eat a bag o'dicks.

Spot on. Read more

These things are good: my bro and his Lakers jawn, sweet tix to tha game, seeing Kobe pwn the court, the spit of victory on my tongue, and these shades keeping the sun from shining on my face. These things are a drag: getting D'Antoni instead of P JAXX, when my bro gets grounded and we can't head on down to the… Read more

There's quite a bit of joy in watching a team that, at a minimum, offers the possibility of seeing something you've never seen before. Like, for instance, the seconds leading up to Iniesta's goal yesterday. Maybe that's just me. Read more

May 20, 2004. Game 6, Eastern Conference Finals, Philadelphia Flyers vs. Tampa Bay Lightning. Series, 3-2 Lightning. The aforementioned Flyers press box. The popcorn was all but gone. Keith Primeau scores with 1:49 left in regulation to tie the game at 4. Simon Gagne scores 1:42 into OT to force an ultimately… Read more

Try as I might, the message does not seem to be getting through. Read more

Are you going to claim that the local-news tracking of Santa's trip from the North Pole is a farce next? Read more