From one award winner to another, congratulations, Mr. Selig. Read more
BronzeHammer
BronzeHammer
Trust me, suing your co-workers is never a good idea. But I still contend that not refilling the coffee maker is criminal negligence, cooking fish in the break room microwave is assault with malice aforethought, and blaming your farts on the quiet guy with digestive issues is issuance fraud, at best. Read more
Technically, Lisa Leslie had the first lady dunk in 2002. Read more
Leave it to the creative geniuses who still sell out "Bear On a Unicycle" every year to use a toilet as their symbol of waste. Read more
Why don't they take a page out of The Book of Basketball? Or, like, 300 pages? Read more
Yeah, I think that once you've put it in there, her asking nicely doesn't really move the needle. Whether it belongs in there in the first place is another question. Thanks, Tommy. Read more
Just playing devil's advocate here, can you discuss why you don't find her explanation credible? Read more
A representative from the Caucasus Emirate denied any association with Ibragmova, saying, "Not that I wouldn't associate with her or anything. What? No, it's not like that. Some of my best friends are black widows!" Read more
Me: Man you're going to love this chili. The depth of flavor is, like...damn. The texture is fuckin' tight. And best of all, it's spicy as hell.
Interested Colleague Who Doesn't Know If He Can Handle it: Whoa, really? I don't know if I can handle it. What is it, 2 alarm chili? 3 alarm? Read more
I don't know if I'd call Dwight's performance "Shakespearean", but thinking the entire Globe has its eyes on you is definitely a good start. Read more
Very nice one Read more
This was great. If you couldn't read it all, you wouldn't have understood it anyway. Thanks, Andy. Read more
TRIED TO OPEN DOOR WITH PENIS, TOO HOT, SCALDED PENIS Read more
I'm going to pretend I'm not mad. I'm going to show great courage by not responding to this blatant troll attempt. I'm going to be the bigger man, mentally as well as physically. Read more
Jesus Christ, Lana. Read more
No, it isn't. Jackass. Read more
I regret not calling him stupid more. Read more