In lighter news, the Iron Man 2 trailer is lots of fun. Read more
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The Wazzu Wrangler?! Read more
@Ralph Wiley Is Poised: I set 'em up, you knock 'em down. Read more
@Bucket O' Hatorade: Only after there was a bed freed up when Richard Gere was discharged. Read more
@Chris Hanson's Axe: Coach Williams was heard saying later, "I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you." Read more
@Jerry Koosman RC: I don't know about you, but I am a righty and put my watch on my left wrist so I can use my dominate hand to do the tip calculating. Read more
@Disco Choo: I always like when Lester shows up in the Fugitive. Remember your roots, Lester, as an anchor in the 3rd largest TV market. Never forget. Read more
@DennyCrane: Fatheads are classy shit. I'd pound out a fathead if I could. Read more
A wonderful man in my bodega this morning informed me that, much like the guys that tried to psych him out before his big roller skating competitions, Tiger was being fucked with by his rivals. I told him that that kinda thing is all fair in competition and he corrected me with some platitude along the lines of "If… Read more
@Vai Sikahe-man: When did Barney's creative director Simon Doonan start commenting on Deadspin? Read more
I'm getting this for my dad, but mostly so I can take it for myself: [www.amazon.com] Read more
@Rainbow Bright: The San Diego Chicken and Nightmare Ant are running the whole show. Read more
Morning, Saturday means pot of coffee, fresh smokes and Stand by Me. Read more
Does golf have mini-camps that I'm unaware of? Read more
Either Kyle McAlarney is undersized or that's a huge fucking tree. Read more
They can use the proceeds to rent a Duck and drive around the Dells. That's the way it was, that's the way it should be. Read more
The guy from The Hills set up a no holds barred bachelor party? That show was really holding back on us. Read more
I would really like to know what they do at the Citadel. For, uh, research purposes. Read more
@Ken Phelps All Stars: And here I thought Rae Carruth went to Colorado, home of the Bison Babes. Read more