Goodness. This didn't take much. Read more

@goolick33: This is going well. Read more

Help wanted: Contributing Editor to Deadspin. Read more

@ArkansasFred: Agreed. Read more

@Fuzzy Dunlop: Vick's potential to be better than those two guys in the next three years is better than Kolb's. That's what I'm saying. Read more

@AlbinoRhino: Who's we? Read more

@LAIceBurg: Yeah, why fight it, right? Read more

@Billy Clyde Puckett: Coming right up! Read more

@rulesboy: Glorious. Read more

@StuckBetweenStations: Thirded. Read more

@Gottliebs Cards: Sweet. Thanks for playing. Read more

@Gottliebs Cards: Let's find out! Read more

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Goddamn it. Read more

@Donnie_Iris: You've been sleeping in my brain. Read more

@tastes_like_burning: Oh, that was good. Read more

@Scout: yes, i did. I love people who say "methinks." So impressive. Read more

@bennington.peabody: Oh. Sorry. It's when your butthole gets all sweat-itchy. Read more

@SarahMC: High-five to the face! Read more

@wedropscience: Thanks, facetious! Read more

@ShadyLane: YES, YES, I DO, OKAY, SORRY, BYE. Read more