How many dongs do you think we've run on this site? In the three years I've been here, how many dongs? I think you may only need two hands. That's not a substantial amount of dong. Read more

Hug? Hug. Read more

Yeah, anytime we split up stories, we don't do it for pageviews. It's been a decision of readability. But my thought is that if you hate it the first day, you're not going to necessarily read it the second day. If you're in, you're in and you'll read it. Luke did an amazing job and his journey with Howie deserved all… Read more

Hug. Read more

Oh I took it away? That's terrible. Be sure to give this to him, would you? Read more

Sadly, no. I don't read everything. I should because I've overlooked stories/people too many times to count. Read more

Well, I don't think I was being racist at all. It's a pretty loaded question. I actually nudged Jemele to ask the question because it's not one I knew the answer to. I don't think it's a cut-and-dry numbers thing, honestly. I just believe that most people automatically think of sports bloggers as white boys and that's… Read more

I'd say we're about halfway between Jim Abbott and Bethany Hamilton. Read more

+1's still exist. You just can't reply to +1's. You can still leave a +1. Read more

Again? Haven't you sent five of those this month? (And only if it's more than five inches in length.) Read more

Why can't it be a lady? Ladies sell ads, too, you know. Read more

What is this "Blog View" thing you speak of and where can I see what you're talking about? Seriously — it's probably going away for good. I know, I know — but they didn't make these drastic changes to the layout temporarily. Read more

Nope. The toilet seat is still covered in crabs the size of quarters, however. We have the spray that one down with R.I.D. each morning. Read more

Will doesn't cry. At all. Except at his wedding. Or was it someone else's wedding? Or, wait, it was "The Notebook." That's what he cried at. But for this? No More Tears./OZZY'd Read more

Checking right now. Read more

No. I don't think so. I think he's very at peace with whatever fate befalls him in the coming hours. I've rented Pope mobiles for the rest of the staff for the rest of the year, though. Read more

No. I think Joe is, though. He mentioned that before he did the Pearl Jam MASHnote for us. He said, "Is Bobby Big Wheel that motherfucker who heckled me on Twitter?" And I said, yes. Then he's like, "Tell him Alexia Fortunato blew me last night." That was all. Read more

Hey guy! I've got your star right here! In my pocket full of stars! This one has your name on it. It's been sitting in my pocket for months because I do not have your home address. Glad to bump into you, though. Now use this wisely, you crafty motherfucker! Read more

Bar tab usually hovers around $100 per visit, but I tend to drink more when things are going well. "TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!,' and all that. Life expectancy for me has always been about 41. I'm sticking to that number. Read more

I'm more of an eyebrow man, actually. Read more