“Sing” Read more

The things a lady has to do for a green card. Read more

He’s reading the lyrics Read more

Vigilante teen is a good teen. Read more

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Because the vast majority of people are idiots. Read more

I’m from Texas, and the only effect I think it’s had is that it’s empowered me to better shit on Texas. Read more

This isn’t technically fluoride but one time my dentist had on purple gloves, which I thought was odd but didn’t say anything. Then when he stuck his fingers in my mouth, I realized they were grape flavored. It tasted like a grape ring pop if that ring pop was made of latex and also had been urinated on. Read more

I haven’t seen a tweet in hours I’m about to lose my shit Read more

You should have known it was a joke when I implied I have friends. Read more

goddammit Read more

I need to see that picture........ Read more

Another example of Trump hiring “the best people”. Read more

“The cyber goes in, the cyber goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can’t explain how the cyber works.” Read more

I bet a lot of people on that list made their donations from the wall phone in the kitchen. Read more

this is bad cyber
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You’re just trying to divert from the fact that everyone said he won the debate including every poll and online poll and ISIS and you’re the puppet! Read more

Oh sure, Dishonest Media, you can find 500 people in the web thing but you can’t find 30,000 plus missing emails, now can you Dishonest Media?!?! SAD. Read more

So maybe Barron isn’t all that good with computers after all. Read more

We should have know they were bullshit when 1) “Ramon” donated to Trump (I’m going to guess Trump’s donation list has few Latino-sounding names) and 2) “Godfrey v. (MD)“ is more likely to be a court case Trump is involved in than an actual person donating to the campaign. Read more