I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did… Read more
I mean, at least he didn’t shit on the floor, right? Read more
Don Diaper | Sterling Pooper Read more
“Donald wasn’t really interested in the children until he could talk business with them” Read more
Slapping Donald Jr. certainly raised Trump’s stature in my book. Read more
Hell yeah. I’ve been waiting for some “YEAH JEETS”-esque stories about these shit buckets. Read more
Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time? Read more
Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?” Read more
To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.
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This is an incorrect take. Read more
Now is the time for her to star in a series of internationally beloved children’s picture books. Read more
The URL to the press release is “https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/ivanka-trump-headline-worthy-opening-line.” More great work from the Trump web development team. Read more
“Not my first choice, believe me.” Read more
Eric’s face is so punchable. Read more
It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you. Read more
I always get them mixed up, which one was married to Lamar Odom? Read more
