Found it! That’s Ted on the left...

Good sport blog, Ashley!
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We’re done here.

Until presented with video evidence to the contrary, I’m 100% convinced Ted Cruz dribbles with two hands, which is not a euphemism. Read more

I want to see a Bernie Sanders vs. Ted Cruz game of one-on-one. Then we can really find out which political philosophy is right. Plus, I really want to see Bernie kick Cruz in the dick, Draymond Green style. Then stroll back on defense with a casual “sorry, my bad.” Read more

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I don’t have photos, but within a month you will be writing about how Cruz’s behavior at these games, which I’m sure involves copious elbows, calling a foul every time someone breathes on him, and jacking up a shot every time he gets the ball, has made him the most hated man in Washington. Read more

Marco Rubio is said to be joining soon. Read more

If only he would stick to sports... Read more

Now there’s a man who can really take it to the ring. Read more

You’re too real for Jezebel, Ashley. Read more

sorry for being good at my job Read more

My mom owns me online constantly. Read more

Also, Samer’s dad reads Playboy for the articles. Read more

This is wonderful. Thanks for a year’s worth of mirth and murderslays. Hears to 2017s having more Feinberg. Read more

It seems that my name is nowhere to be found on the post announcing the Gamers of the Year. Could I get an explanation, please? Read more

I welcome your late submissions. Read more