Albert Burneko is off Read more

This spot on the graph is known as the "Gonzalo Jara" point, as right after the shot, it hits the bar.

If it was my birthday, you know I'd be taking those 100 balls and making a goddamn ball pit à la Discovery Zone.

That's great. Read more

Most of my skating up until middle/high school (when everybody got into rollerblading) was at the local indoor skate rink. I probably would have lost a tooth or six if I'd tried skating on a hill. My elbow just spontaneously started bleeding, thinking about it. Read more

Just saw this. I think I may, very early in life, have owned a pair of skates like that, but wasn't coordinated or athletic enough at the time to build up enough speed to injure myself. I guess being scrawny was some sort of injury-preventing mechanism. Read more

+1 Read more

I mean, I appreciate his dedication, but this probably isn't what his agent meant when he said "The Browns? Ugh. Prepare to be sitting on goose eggs a lot of the time." Read more

I got dizzy and knocked over a lamp. You take a crack at it. Read more

mimicking the quarterback's money gesture Read more

[drops him 50 spots down draft board] Read more

Well, somebody prefers scrambled. Read more

+1! Read more

Filed to: prevent stabbing Aaron Rodgers in the roof of his mouth Read more

It's too bad he didn't do this while the replacement guards were in charge, or they would have called offsetting penalties and let him walk out of the prison. Read more

If a player is more efficient in his route running, he's going to be able to get to some balls that a less efficient player might not. Read more

Minor had the procedure on his urethra on the last day of 2013 Read more

Much appreciated! Read more