What do you mean "will there ever be"? John Daly both plays golf and wrestles with addiction. Read more

He posts the photos to the short-form foodspin tag: Read more

Announcer: And for our next display, we'll transform Cleveland into a vibrant hub of culture, economic opportunity, and happiness! Read more

He'd make a better anchor. Read more

To be fair, that's one of the more difficult levels in Paperboy. Read more

This is horrifying to watch, Greg. I don't think I've ever seen someone botch the start of a race so badly. Read more

Dickson: [lies on ground] Read more

It's not all bad on the other side of the Jeopardy fame bubble. Ken Jennings managed to parlay his winning streak into a book deal and a cushy gig on the speaking circuit, while IBM's WATSON is now the head writer at Buzzfeed. Read more

Man, if he can't handle it now just wait until he has to do it all over again at the Paratrial Read more

A bucket was placed at his feet. Read more

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation. Read more

Now we'll never see Sharper's "Kissing and Does This Smell Like Ether? Booth" Read more

Saints PR Lackey: "Hey Darren! You want to go cruisin'?" Read more

when asked if he could go back and change one thing about that day, it was an easy choice. Read more

A coin flip? That's how you are going to possibly decide the 2nd most important tournament seeding of a team's season? It should be a best of 5 coin flips, and if the ratings for those are good we can extend it to 7 or maybe add another coin flip round or a flip-in game. Read more

Chips Ahoy! Ice Cream Creations is what happens when some trader hits an extra zero when computing xanthum gum futures. Read more

Because a guy doesn't need a tool to help him do what he needs to do. But a woman is safer using a vibrator, because with prolonged exposure to her acidic cloaca secretions, her fingers run the risk of irritation, necrosis, even death. Read more

Everyone would beat Greg, because Greg would never make it out of the blocks. Read more

I really lost track of Freddy Adu's career. Read more