Me so sloppy Read more

@Dieter: It's the old people version of Christmas Ape, like The Google. Read more

He's tipping the results! Read more

He'll have to do porn with Stan Van Gundy. Read more

They only let him expense the home Wes Welker jersey! Read more

@Slick Rick's Bookie: I know the video's been around for a while, but Neuheisel using it was a new development. Read more

TALBOT! Read more

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Only if Snoop brings the nailgun Read more

@blainer: @The Duke of Windsor Knot: Suit yourselves. Read more

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Hmmm. That complicates matters. Still, I stand behind my futile request for sexing. Read more

@notthequarterback: Nothing wrong with that phrasing. Read more

@Tracy Ham and Eggs is BACK (cause Steve Trachsel got banned...: No misspellings. Read more

@Detective Bunk: Yeahyeah. It's fixed. Read more

Chris Berman can't think of a way to make fun of his last name. Read more

Who knew there were so many Gomezezezes in baseball? Read more

Probably shouldn't have spurned the Pound Puppies. Cooler has a lot of connections in the joint. Read more

His does draw a decent penis on the telestrater. Read more

Just another sportswriter Will is trying to get fired. Read more

Makes me wanna go back to newspapers. Read more

Ray Lewis always carries an extra body around. Read more