You’re the worst. Read more

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Harry Caray, NFL talent scout.

Gonna take a bit more to top this Baltimore classic:

What I find laughable is this concept of “new money” NFL owners. Jones has been screwing up the Cowboys since the late 80's. The least valuable franchise in the NFL is still worth $1.4 billion. None of these guys are connected to reality, it’s just a giant dick measuring exercise. Read more

Why does the logo have an ass on it? Oh, right, the Maple Leafs.
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Is..is...is that a tape deck I see in there? Read more

#NeverForget

I’m just going to take this opportunity to post what might be the best block I’ve ever seen live:

Wu Ke mistake. Read more

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder. Read more

Not launching aircraft, but Constellation was the last carrier built at the Brooklyn Naval Yard. It sort of fit under the Brooklyn Bridge:

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Feast Mode.
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This is great, I wish I had written it. Read more

Because Durant manages to continually come off as incredibly thin-skinned and reacts as though the lack of fawning attention is equal to scorching criticism. For him to be complaining about the media when LeBron, who’s been subjected to massively more media castigation - some of it reasonable, most of it not - manages… Read more

I don’t know what he was expecting. Read more

Here are some pictures I took from my own trip to the Missouri at Pearl Harbor a few years ago. The vault-like navigation bridge was one of the things that struck me as well; you really can’t believe how solid it is until you see it yourself: