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First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad. Read more

My grandfather recently passed and I inherited some nazi souvenirs, I keep them out of pride. Gran’pa was a medic (unarmed in WWII) who landed on D-day, served the whole war in Europe and towards the end of the war a division of Germans surrendered to him to avoid the Russians as he moved alone to the front. he took Read more

The first time I ever read Deadspin was the night before my brother died, almost exactly three years ago. He had cancer, and it was clear that he wouldn’t last much longer, so I told him he was the best brother anyone could ever ask for and I drove home and put my baby to sleep and opened up my laptop and found myself Read more

For a nativist rant this was pretty sloppy and unfocused. Clearly he needs a better offensive coordinator. Read more

I think my favorite thing about all the think pieces on Ballers so far is how angry people are getting that the show is actually showing the reality of the NFL, and how, yeah, sometimes it fucking sucks to be young, rich, and wealthy when you have no idea what you’re getting into and what that might potentially mean. Read more

NCAA - “getting free shit is so serious to us, you’re better off facing state shoplifting charges.” Read more

Come on man. Put that away. Tim Howard deserved it.

I never knew how desperately I needed to see a dog try to catch a taco, but now that I have, I'm just so satisfied. Read more

An isolated incident indicative of nothing, or... Read more

He smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of... ends. Read more

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year. Read more

It's 2014, man. Enough with the anti-soccer articles. Read more

You guys can't stop watching a lot of stuff around here lately. Hope everything is okay. Read more

Worth repeating: "His biorhythms oscillating so high, they could deafen a bat." Read more