Fire him. Read more

Well done! You’re fucked. Read more

It’s our way of wrapping up a chat, essentially. We’ll high five less and punch each other more. Read more

Garbage. Read more

Food truck. DREW’S CHILI. Read more

She is a ghost. Read more

Why wouldn’t you pull over? How do you shit IN a car Read more

I think so? If only so you don’t have to lie to explain where you’re going. Read more

We were also too lazy to walk over to the bodega and buy two cans. Read more

No, but I know I’m in the minority there. Read more

Drive through Ohio and you’ll have your answer. Read more

It’s technically NOT chocolate. I like in some instances (like in a chocolate cookie, etc), but on it’s own it’s pretty nasty Read more

Given the current state of quarterbacking, yes. Read more

We’re fine, although my kids keep asking what happens if Trump wins and I just answer HE WONT and then they’re like yeah but what if he does and all I say back is HE WONT because I have no actual answer Read more

Albutt. Read more

Yeah but that doesn’t give them a better chance of being made. There are five million other things that need to happen Read more

No. Read more

The press release already said he’d do more shit for HBO. That means docs and the Ringer. After that, some other idiot network will probably pay him double to make an even worse show Read more

He’s already wrong about Tuesday so I expect him to go full hobo by the next day Read more

I’m okay with them. I don’t go to them because I get claustrophobic in tight crowd but if everyone is having a good time ,it’s fine Read more