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Yes. Read more

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Go out for an excursion once a day. I always go to the gym at lunch. Read more

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I’ll believe it when I see it but I hope she gets a job. I have also long been on the record saying Geno should coach an NBA team. Read more

Shotgun and pistol formations continue unabated, so yes. Football will never ditch those burly weapons metaphors. Read more