This guy looks like a reject from Bill Simmons’ extended universe of college friends characters. I presume he goes by a nickname like “Worm” or “Gooch.” Read more
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End of Lebron? Look, I’m not going to say LeBron’s plan is to wrest immortality from time’s cruel grasp and play basketball at peak physical conditioning for eternity, but I’m also not going to be surprised if it happens. There is no end of LeBron.
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The CBA was written specifically to give veterans a break. Those vets used to have lots of hitting practices in full pads, so the play didn’t deteriorate much. Those vets have since mostly retired. Read more
Hungover Jobs. Read more
If you drowned off the coast of Delaware, would there be better tax advantages for your body being discovered on the shore or floating in international waters? Read more
“Does Trump use brand new bed sheets every day? What a fucking asshole”. Read more
Part of my job is putting up signs notifying the public of upcoming rezoning hearings, and we have an enormous one coming up next week, so I spent nine hours Monday and Tuesday and another six Wednesday and Thursday walking around our whole city in my floppy hat and hiking boots putting up bright purple signs at… Read more
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