IT’S YOU! Read more

Go out with them before you get ready. We ate at a diner for lunch that day. There was still plenty of time to spare because it only takes half an hour for a man to get ready, even with a tux involved. Read more

I think I have to do a gymnastics pickup. Read more

AVOID. I’ve tried it and you WILL hurt yourself. Read more

Seagulls are flying bags of shit. Read more

Second season when they were in that stupid barn. Read more

Read it! Good book. Read more

I will man up and eat it for the sake of CONTENT Read more

It’s true! 4,428 yards, 35 TD/18 INT  Read more

Fuck me, you’re right Read more

If you’re new to Grant’s work, I put together a playlist of the Husker songs of his I liked best, plus a couple of solo tracks. Pairs well with straight corn liquor. https://t.co/7jRO7Or9yE Read more

I don’t follow esports either BUT... you should read about some of these people because Adderall-addled gamer boys are VERY good at doing stupid shit Read more

The probably the burger I had after 14 years of not eating red meat Read more

I don’t think many of us cried over Kanell. Read more

Marchman rents a office so he uses a studio there and always forgets which plug to plug his mic into because’ he’s a moron. Read more

Love a good mint julep tho Read more

Yeah Draper is fine with Harden because he’s an asshole. Read more

Wreck of the Medusa Read more

Is budget a concern? Are we talking ANYWHERE? Probably Paris. Read more

I’m home alone with the boys and kinda wanna take them out, but I’ll probably just end up staying in and drinking run straight from the bottle like a pirate Read more