Yeah I see nothing else worth a shit. There’s probably a new Last Jedi trailer coming this summer that I’ll care about more than any of the actual movies out. Read more

DAMN Read more

Agreed. Read more

I bailed after 1.5 episodes. Read more

Vietnamese is my default option. Read more

Oh sure but I dunno, something about when the pancakes are strong... they really scratch that itch for deathly starch Read more

This damn dog. I KEED I KEED Read more

Why can’t I have lobster, man? I WANT THE DAMN LOBSTER Read more

I think because picking the piece up and kinda interacting with it is part of the pleasure, right? It’s not just the taste. It’s the GROPING. Read more

Oh dude the old D&D monster manuals had dragons that could breathe all kinds of awesome shit: acid, poison clouds, ice, etc. I loved em all. Read more

Please don’t do them. I am anti-prank. Read more

I gotta get those because I have pan scraping angst from the regular metal ones Read more

Truthfully, I know Obama is having a nice time but I secretly hope it’s like the time where he looks like he’s having fun while working behind the scenes to nail bin laden Read more

What loss has hurt these two previously? Next week they’ll probably team up to fucking give me a hot coffee enema Read more

TWINS Read more

Looks gross to me, weirdo Read more

Maybe they used to be? Read more

The tiger because that spear is worthless against an elephant, given its size and the toughness of its skin Read more

Cut them off and make them do a crossword. Read more

Yeah he got tiresome the second he started yapping. Read more