I am. Read more

I feel like they may have started a touch earlier but it’s still just a four-game slate. I don’t really remember skipping out on work or school for sweet 16 biz. Read more

Yeah that makes no sense to me. Fuck that stupid shit. Read more

Fuck you for that. Read more

“Take it off” AWK Read more

Skip is in good shape but Chuck is a strong man Read more

I’d either eat it raw or, like you said, barely char it. If you cook it through I will find you and punch you. Read more

Well, they’re already rebooting the Matrix, so I assume Shrek is next. Read more

I think pancakes. A good stack of pancakes when you’ve got a hangover is just... it’s really a wonderful moment. Read more

Ehhhh, they’re not all that different. SXSW wins because it’s still Austin. Read more

Oh, I forgot one notable other alum: Read more

Yeah I liked Mud. Midnight Special was REALLY good. Read more

That was REALLY egregious Read more

How do I star this ninety times Read more

I completely missed it! I feel so dumb. Almost as dumb as the movie. Read more

I narrated Someone Could Get Hurt but they used a real voice pro for this because you don’t want me trying to do character voices and what not. Read more

I narrated Someone Could Get Hurt but they used a real voice pro for this because you don’t want me trying to do…

Love em Read more

The Room 1 2 and 3 Read more

I’ll knock it. Fuck is wrong with you? Read more

Oh god, I think when I was 23 my resume was TWO PAGES of drummed-up garbage. “SPEARHEADED...” etc Read more