Washing dishes at Little Caesar’s Read more

Reliability and some measure of self-reliance. No one wants to fucking train a guy. Read more

Less Read more

If they paid for it, sure. Read more

I’ve found that their stuff has a real quick expiration date. I get tired of it super fast. Read more

NO. Stay in paradise. I bet it’s still worth it, plus we’re ALL coming. Your house value will quintuple. Read more

I assume it’s like DC where the football team really draws from yokels outside the metro area Read more

Any city in Delaware because Delaware is a pyramid scheme and a fucking toll vacuum Read more

“Hans! BUBBY! I’m your white knight!” Read more

YES. Fucking Barry thinks -og words don’t rhyme because he’s an insane New york person Read more

I didn’t. National Anything Day is stupid and made up. Read more

Oh man I wish I had a good answer to that. I went to a Wiz game once and they had a half smoke bar in one area, which is sadly probably the best I’ve done Read more

God, remember when they won that fucking Grammy? Read more

I’m told by the media that unemployed racists are “Cautiously optimistic” about him Read more

Oh that’s easy. It’s Appetite. Read more

He was good. You got me there. Read more

Please note that this part is also completely fucking insane. Yes Bill, Skipper called you out for being an obnoxious spoiled child because the NFL Illuminati demanded it.

Yeah it’s too late for me. Read more

HUGE! You can make one last days. Read more

Point taken. Read more