Also, guys, we should probably institute some kind of commercial rating system. Anybody want to place any bets for what companies are going to come correct tonight? Good money says Apple will roll out a solid iPad commercial tonight. Read more
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@hortense: I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE.
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Also, YOUNG MANHATTANITE REPRESENT, MOTHERBITCHES. Unapproved commenters, today is your day! RISE UP! Read more
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@Matt Cherette: I'm talking, pedicure on our toes, toes, trying on all our clothes, clothes Read more
More importantly: Is Grady Sizemore drinking chamomile? Read more
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Flan? You fucking philistine. That was panna cotta. God, people just don't care anym....*grumbles away*.... Read more
I always appreciate the calls for more evolved pejoratives this kind of (astute, very fair) argument merits. I've personally taken to the double-z spelling of "asswizzard" (original 'asswizard' spelling ©Emily Gould: [gawker.com]) myself: Read more
Well, I think you guys did a fucking great job. Read more
@ESPN hates UGA: Genius. Read more
@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Gilliam's good, but his films are fucking cursed. If Todd Phillips wanted to get serious for an Oscar, maybe. This is a tough one. We need a cross between Phillips and Ron Shelton. Read more
@Armen Tamzarian: Right? Someone needs to get that inscribed on something. Maybe even tatted. Read more
@AzureTexan: HIGH AND OUTSIDE wins it. Maura! Put 'er up there. Read more
@BruschisBrewsky: CORRECT. Also, it's like, nine Jews and a Shiksa, and they're all on drugs and stuck in 1997, so expect at least one post on what a bitch Marge Schott is, how big Sandy Koufax's "cut" cock is, and who should be in the Dock Ellis movie. Read more
YES WE CAN. #newyorkyankees Read more