@David Matthews: Pay this *points to crotch* *points with both index fingers to ensure you know he's talking about testicles*. Read more
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This thing looks like....something? Read more
Sarah, you've probably met some pretty big pussies in your day. Where does the Deadspin editorial team rank on this scale? Read more
@BoysFlatBella: Wait, people were ragging on the father? Read more
@Irin: Not at all! But I'm glad you put that up top. Intelligent conversations actually can open up as an inadvertent byproduct of ridiculous people writing knowingly inflammatory things for shits and giggles and pageviews. I just wouldn't want anybody to mistake Woolfe for any kind of substantial opinion that… Read more
It is a waste of time to take anything Wolff says as sincere or in any way at face value. Read more
@Prince of Parties: Sounds about right. Good burgers, great scenery, awesome skiing. Everything else, meh. Read more
@DennyCrane: Yeah, Kotakuan's good stuff. I'll give you that. Read more
@twoeightnine: No, that's Brian. And Brian is a goddamn professional. He doesn't "love" cock; he is our Resident Penis Expert, and he has the MFA in poetry to prove it. Read more
@Prince of Parties: Right? GO UTES. Read more
@DirkToberFest: Right? One time I searched it on Facebook and a bunch of really big dudes from Moorehouse showed up. It's a corruption of "Frank," because my Mom thought that was too archaic. It caused me problems in third grade but other than that, chicks mostly dig it. Read more
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Okay, so what's the ranking right now? Read more
@Lionel Osbourne: This has legs. Legs you can't see, but legs no less. Read more