i'd hit it Read more

I'm just concerned about the ongoing proliferation of reggaeton, as evidenced herein. Read more

Mind: Blown. Read more

Pussy. Read more

Uygulamada?!? Read more

Clearly I'm not the only one who thought of this. But it was done anyway.

As often said in times like these, #BOOM. Awesomeness. Also: "If they are your source let us know." Ha. Read more

Love that towel. Where can I get one? Read more

Needs more phantom vagina. Read more

@LazyHippo: Johns Hopkins. Got three credits short and Denton offered me a gig. When the big leagues come calling... Read more

@Lindsay Robertson: Ah, the old "snakebite" gambit. Read more

I mean, he's not wrong. Read more

@The Cajun Boy: Your instincts about 15 year-old manipulative cocksuckers just weren't up to snuff. Read more

@Matt Cherette: HEH. Read more

10. "how can someone be inevitably insane?" Read more

@DAULERIO: Read more

@Foster Kamer: By which I mean "like this."

For the record, ladies, I'm single, and sensitive, and MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS TICKING LIKE THIS.

Marry/Bury/Fuck: Matthews, Craggs, Leitch? Read more

Let's say I'm a Deadspin reader who has been reading for a long time and who has previously contributed out of the kindness of his heart to Deadspin for the low premium of "free." And let's say I'm trying to negotiate a raise at my job to pay for a cosmetic surgery procedure that will "enhance" my lifestyle. Would you… Read more