It's not just you. Here's the thing: I had a screener for one night, and had time to watch it once, and do the piece, which was originally in a completely different iteration. And I addressed it slightly in that version but obviously not so much in this one. Read more
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Are you implying that only gay men watch trashy television? Because that'd be news to the entirety of advertising buyers for Spike TV. Read more
This was actually intentional, to a degree: An earlier draft had an entire thing about the men being interchangeably vapid sketches to the point where we just started making up names for them and/or confusing them with other HBO characters, with requisite ["Checks notes"] line, the spelled-out joke being we are even… Read more
Not to my knowledge. Read more
People who don't only want to read the opinions of People Who Write On The Internet For A Living (or as they're known by their scientific genus, Not-Bloggers). Read more
We searched "far and wide" for our first interviewee, a 27 year-old guy in Brooklyn who watches Girls. An amazing snowflake, indeed. Read more
Yes, some of you do. Here's to you. Read more
This is almost as good as that time they ate Mark from Empire Records. Read more
The Knicks! Read more
So, you won't be signing up for the Terry Richardson-shot Jezebel spread in next week's Observer? :( Read more
I don't know about all this top-shelf bullshit; Gold Bond, get some. You got some serious ish up your nuts, son? We off that Yellow Bottle; get on the Green, son. You got some nuclear funkadelic up on your sack? Blue Bottle, but be careful, you don't even wannafuckaround with that .357 Magnum-strength type ballsnow,… Read more
Wow. Read more
Solid, Jamie. Good stuff. Read more
You don't even own a cat, is the thing. Just smelly-looking dogs. And even smelly dogs are better than cats. Read more
DYING Read more
Moonbeams was kind of blase, given all the hype. Stick to your day job, Ay Jay. Read more
He asked for it. Literally. Read more
Yes. Read more